Pat Robertson should've said "We need to crucify the president of Venezula."
That would have got people talking.
Probably bump up ratings in for the 700 Club too.
But no.
Now he's going to the cliche that everybody uses once their mouths get them in trouble.
"That was out of context. I meant that we should kidnap him."
Ok.
Kidnap him to where?
Z Piggy Wiggy and bowling like Bill and Ted did to Napoleon?
There's not a lot of places to take world leaders against their will.

Speaking of the world.

France needs better things to do then examine Lance Armstrong's 6 year old piss.

I got sick of hearing how he won the tour for the last seven years like you Frenchies did, but my national self-esteem isn't teetering on whether or not he used drugs.

Besides being 6 years old (and probably full of dust and cobwebs) I'm sure nobody has tampered with the urine in the half-decade since Lance saw that man about a horse.
Why would the French want to defame a conquering American? Honestly?